<< Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? A. K. A. Questions to ask God

1. Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

2. Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

3. The light went out, but where to ?

4. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

5. Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?

6. Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a large French fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?

7. Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

8. Why is the alphabet in that order?

9. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

10. If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

11. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.

12. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

13. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

14. When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

15. Do fish get cramps after eating?

16. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

17. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

18. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

19. If progress is technology moving forward, then what is congress?

20 How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?

21. If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?

22 If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?

23. Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

24. Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?

25. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?