>>A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a >> >mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the >> >farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but >> >the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to >> >the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the >> >other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car >> >forward saving him from sinking! >> > >> >A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow >> >again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the >> >horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think >> >I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole >> >and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken >> >did and pulled himself to safety. >> > >> >The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a >> >Mercedes to pick up chicks. >