Subject: Fwd: The Fire Department

>A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire >department was called to put the fire out. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer >bunch be called. Though there was doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of >any assistance, the call was made. > >The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled >straight towards the fire, and stopped in the middle of the flames! > >The firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water >in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, >breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts. > >Watching all this, the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire >department's work and was so grateful that his farm had been spared, >that right there on the spot he presented the volunteers with a check for >$1,000. > >A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the >department planned to do with the funds. "That ought to be obvious, " he >responded, wiping ashes off his coat. "The first thing we're gonna do is get the >brakes fixed on our fire truck!"

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Subject: Psychiatrist humor

Two psychiatrists who are friends happen to run into each other on the street one day. One of them says to the other, "You're fine. How am I doing?"