Subject: anonymous

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. >

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! >

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? >

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? >

What happens if you twice get scared half to death? >

Headline! Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged with Battery >

I poured Spot Remover on my dog. Now he's gone. >

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. >

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. >

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. >

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? >

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. >

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. >

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? >

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! >

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. >

OK, so what's the speed of dark? >

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! >

Black holes are where God divided by zero. >

All those who believe in psycokinesis raise my hand. >

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.