Subject: game show

> Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady >luck > had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead >over > her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, >unfortunately, > time had run out before the show's emcee could ask her >the big > question. Needless to say, Jane agreed to return the following >day. > > Jane was nervous and fidgety as her husband drove them >home. "I've > just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers >are. You know > I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably >look like hell > tomorrow. "Relax, honey," her husband, Roger, reassured >her, "It will > all be OK." > > Ten minutes after they arrived >home, Roger grabbed the car keys and > started heading out the door. > "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I > have a little errand to run. I >should be back soon." He replied. > > Jane waited impatiently for >Roger's return. After an agonizing 3 hour > absence, Roger returned, >sporting a very wide and wicked grin. > "Honey, I managed to get >tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is > it?" she cried excitedly. > > > "OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male > > anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis. > > Shortly after that, the couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling > > confident and at ease, plummeting into a deep and restful slumber. > > > At 3:30 in the morning, however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, >who > was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and >the > penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. > And >Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was > brushing >her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly. > > So it was that >Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even > though she knew >the question and answer, she could feel the > butterflies conquering her >stomach and nervousness running through her > veins. The cameras began >running and the emcee, after reminding the > audience of the previous >days' events, faced Jane and asked the big > question. > > > "Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You > > have 10 seconds." > > "Hmm, uh, the head?" she said nervously. > > > "Very good. Six seconds." > > "Hmm, uh, the heart?" > > > "Very good! Four seconds." > > "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! >......My husband drilled it into me last > night and I had it on the tip >of my tongue this morning..." > > "That's close enough, >CONGRATULATIONS!!" >