Subject: Vibrator joke

>A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her >> daughter's bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year >> old >> daughter playing with a vibrator, "What are you doing?" asked the >> mother. "Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me, I'm ugly. I'll never >> get married so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out >> of the room, shaking her head. >> >> The next day, the father came home and heard moaning from the bedroom >> and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator. >> "What the hell are you doing?" he asked. His daughter replied, "I >> already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get >> married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The >> father >> walked out of the room shaking his head. >> >> The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in >> one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching the football game on >> TV. "What on earth are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied, >> "What does it look like I'm doing? >> >> I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!!" >> >>