HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

>Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, >

empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, >

tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube,

stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, >

pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, >

toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, >

return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, >s

how equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, >

implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, >i

gnore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, >

aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, >

sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, >

embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, >

locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, >

repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, >

die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, >

enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, >

snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, >

spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, >

take her places, >

scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, >

diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, >

flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, >

mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, >

keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, >

brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, >

ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize >and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again. > >

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

Show up naked.