WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger

WinErr 002: No Error - Yet

WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file >

WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong >

WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused >

WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive >

WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware >

WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments >

WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened >

WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full >

WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB >

WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! >

WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside >

WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside >

WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened >

WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers >

WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside >

WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside >

WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ? >

WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. >

WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a > new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. >

WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! >

WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your > software. We are terribly sorry. >

WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. > Next time you will get a penalty for that. >

WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. >

WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. >

WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. >

WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. >

WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be > lost. >

WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. > The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will > automatically be closed and the virus will be re-activated >

WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. > Please click the left mouse button to continue. >

WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. > Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. >

WinErr 666: Error of the Beast. >

WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play > another game? >

WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for >the > system to complete boot procedure. >

WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available > >