1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check > your e-mail on the way back to bed. > >

2. You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape > Navigator 3.0 or higher." > >

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom. > >

4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like > you just pulled the plug on a loved one. > >

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your > lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. > >

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just > for the free Internet access. > >

7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems. > >

8. You start using smileys in your snail mail. > >

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. > You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your > ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. > ...And you succeed. > >

10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a > word processor.com > >

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. > >

12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com." > >

13. All of your friends have an @ in their names. > >

14. Your PET has its own home page. > >

15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. > >

16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it > again. > >

17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. > >

18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, > because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask. > >

19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you > landscape. > >

20. You tell the cab driver you live at > "http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html" > >

21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile > >

22. You received this message from a resident of your own home...via > e-mail.>> >