The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ... > ---> U. Gogh >

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white... > ---> Hue Gogh >

The real obnoxious brother ... > ---> Please Gogh >

The brother who ate prunes ... > ---> Gotta Gogh >

The uncle who worked at a convenience store... > ---> Stop N. Gogh >

His dizzy aunt ... > ---> Verti Gogh >

The cousin who moved to Illinois ... > ---> Chica Gogh >

His magician uncle ... > ---> Wherediddy Gogh >

The cousin who lived in Mexico ... > ---> Amee Gogh >

He also had a Filipino relative ... > ---> Grin Gogh >

The nephew that drove a stage coach ... > ---> Wells Far Gogh >

The uncle who was constipated ... > ---> Cant Gogh >

The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ... > ---> Tan Gogh >

His ornithologist uncle ... > ---> Flamin Gogh >

His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist ... > ---> E. Gogh >

His cousin who loved tropical fruits ... > ---> Mang Gogh >

And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking... > ---> Way Too Gogh >

His bouncy young nephew ... > ---> Poe Gogh >

His Disco-loving sister ... > ---> Go Gogh >

And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van... > ---> Winnie Bay Gogh